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My life: Denmark

My life: Denmark
Published: January 21, 2026

In summer 2016, I moved to Denmark, under a kinda talent work permit that was confusingly named greencard, and later was ended by those Far anti-immigrant Right parties like DF, who were mainly against foreign work labor while pretending to be against refugees. A party that was founded on hating others and classifying based on their stupid things like race, color, and religion.

The first year

The first year was like a "tourist" experience. Especially that I went there during the summer, and that summer was also pretty sunny. I was spending my savings to understand this new environment better and hopefully find a relevant job within the IT industry.

First year in Denrmark: Keeping the traditions
Keeping the traditions
First year in Denrmark: Bicycles and love locks everywhere
Bicycles and love locks everywhere
First year in Denrmark: Christiana vibe
Christiana vibe
First year in Denrmark: Beautiful nature during the summer
Beautiful nature during the summer
First year in Denrmark: dyrehaven
Dyrehaven
First year in Denrmark: attended conferences and meetups to learn more and understand this new society better
Conferences and meetups

Then, after about 6 months, I found my frist job at a startup in Aarhus. Rented a place through Airbnb, moved there, and found a more permanent solution for rent. I rememeer I had to go to the open house at 6 AM, even though it was supposed to bein at 8:00 AM, and I was not even the first person in line! I was lucky to rent that place because the first two ones found a cheaper option somewhere else. That was the momement when I got the worst desease I ever got: chicken pox, at that age! Apparantly, unlike Iran where chicken pox is not common at all 1, everyone in Denmark prodly gets that desease and so in my age they remain immune; but in that age, it was kinda horrible! I could not go to work for 2 weeks; and then lost my job for some other wired madeup reasons.

a cybersecurity conference in Billund
a cybersecurity conference in Billund

During that time I also went to a cybersecurity conference in Billund, which I am not sure if I was supposed to go or not. The main reason I wanted to go there was to see Legoland, but that was closed. But my manager, the CTO of the company, wanted me to go there, because he had no idea what they should do to be compliant with GDPR, which was not enforced yet back then, so he told me to go to that conference and see if you can figure this thing out! Then I realized that was a national-security kinda conference where people from PET (Danish intelligence), banks, top NATO Generals, and even the FBI representative in Denmark were attending! I was the only "nobody" there...

Danes are raised to proudly become racists

Later, I joined a Danish startup, and a week after I began my work there, I saw that this is what they had put on their website instead of me:

Danes think everyone is black except themselves
Danes think everyone is black except themselves

Then, I said, but guys, this is a typical emoji used for black-skin people, which was okay to use if I was. And after that my colleagues were kept telling me that

no, look! you are not white, and you are black — trying to convince me to accept that they are not blind, and I am wrong!

This is the close-mindedness that the Danish society suffer from. They never accept their mistakes, instead try hard to convince others to believe every shit that they say.

Years after that

Denmark second year
Traveling between Jylland, Sjælland, and Fyn
Denmark second year
Bornholm, Marselisborg, and Langeland
Denmark second year
Denmark's warmest day vs coldest day
Tried new things
Tried new things

Empty cities

A few years passed, and living in those empty cities kicked in. For a person who was born in a crazy crowded hyper-city like Tehran, it was boring to see almost no one on the streets after 7 PM! Even during the day, you can only see people in the city center, and only in the capital city, Copenhagen!

empty cities of Denmark
Almost "always empty" cities of Denmark

Danish language

Danish is an interesting language: Din Fart
Din Fart: Religion of Fart?
Danish is an interesting language: I Fart
I Fart? You Fart?
Kirke? What is open? lol
Kirke? Kir? in Farsi? lol
Kundeservice, what service?!
What service? Kunde?! lol
COS? Kos? Farsi? Sorry, what do you sell??
COS? in Farsi? lol

The privilege of residing in Schengen area

Unfortunately, Iranian passport has become quite useless these days, and so back then when I was in Iran, I could not travel anywhere except a few countries like Turkey, UAE (not anymore), or Armenia. But, living in Denmark gave me the chance to freely travel to Spain, Italy, the Netherlands, and many other European countries to see the world better.

visiting Schengen countries
Some Schengen countries that I visited
Canary Islands
Canary Islands; my favorite

[1] In Iran, only those who live in the poorer parts of the country get chicken pox.

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My life: Denmark

My life: Denmark
Published: January 21, 2026

In summer 2016, I moved to Denmark, under a kinda talent work permit that was confusingly named greencard, and later was ended by those Far anti-immigrant Right parties like DF, who were mainly against foreign work labor while pretending to be against refugees. A party that was founded on hating others and classifying based on their stupid things like race, color, and religion.

The first year

The first year was like a "tourist" experience. Especially that I went there during the summer, and that summer was also pretty sunny. I was spending my savings to understand this new environment better and hopefully find a relevant job within the IT industry.

First year in Denrmark: Keeping the traditions
Keeping the traditions
First year in Denrmark: Bicycles and love locks everywhere
Bicycles and love locks everywhere
First year in Denrmark: Christiana vibe
Christiana vibe
First year in Denrmark: Beautiful nature during the summer
Beautiful nature during the summer
First year in Denrmark: dyrehaven
Dyrehaven
First year in Denrmark: attended conferences and meetups to learn more and understand this new society better
Conferences and meetups

Then, after about 6 months, I found my frist job at a startup in Aarhus. Rented a place through Airbnb, moved there, and found a more permanent solution for rent. I rememeer I had to go to the open house at 6 AM, even though it was supposed to bein at 8:00 AM, and I was not even the first person in line! I was lucky to rent that place because the first two ones found a cheaper option somewhere else. That was the momement when I got the worst desease I ever got: chicken pox, at that age! Apparantly, unlike Iran where chicken pox is not common at all 1, everyone in Denmark prodly gets that desease and so in my age they remain immune; but in that age, it was kinda horrible! I could not go to work for 2 weeks; and then lost my job for some other wired madeup reasons.

a cybersecurity conference in Billund
a cybersecurity conference in Billund

During that time I also went to a cybersecurity conference in Billund, which I am not sure if I was supposed to go or not. The main reason I wanted to go there was to see Legoland, but that was closed. But my manager, the CTO of the company, wanted me to go there, because he had no idea what they should do to be compliant with GDPR, which was not enforced yet back then, so he told me to go to that conference and see if you can figure this thing out! Then I realized that was a national-security kinda conference where people from PET (Danish intelligence), banks, top NATO Generals, and even the FBI representative in Denmark were attending! I was the only "nobody" there...

Danes are raised to proudly become racists

Later, I joined a Danish startup, and a week after I began my work there, I saw that this is what they had put on their website instead of me:

Danes think everyone is black except themselves
Danes think everyone is black except themselves

Then, I said, but guys, this is a typical emoji used for black-skin people, which was okay to use if I was. And after that my colleagues were kept telling me that

no, look! you are not white, and you are black — trying to convince me to accept that they are not blind, and I am wrong!

This is the close-mindedness that the Danish society suffer from. They never accept their mistakes, instead try hard to convince others to believe every shit that they say.

Years after that

Denmark second year
Traveling between Jylland, Sjælland, and Fyn
Denmark second year
Bornholm, Marselisborg, and Langeland
Denmark second year
Denmark's warmest day vs coldest day
Tried new things
Tried new things

Empty cities

A few years passed, and living in those empty cities kicked in. For a person who was born in a crazy crowded hyper-city like Tehran, it was boring to see almost no one on the streets after 7 PM! Even during the day, you can only see people in the city center, and only in the capital city, Copenhagen!

empty cities of Denmark
Almost "always empty" cities of Denmark

Danish language

Danish is an interesting language: Din Fart
Din Fart: Religion of Fart?
Danish is an interesting language: I Fart
I Fart? You Fart?
Kirke? What is open? lol
Kirke? Kir? in Farsi? lol
Kundeservice, what service?!
What service? Kunde?! lol
COS? Kos? Farsi? Sorry, what do you sell??
COS? in Farsi? lol

The privilege of residing in Schengen area

Unfortunately, Iranian passport has become quite useless these days, and so back then when I was in Iran, I could not travel anywhere except a few countries like Turkey, UAE (not anymore), or Armenia. But, living in Denmark gave me the chance to freely travel to Spain, Italy, the Netherlands, and many other European countries to see the world better.

visiting Schengen countries
Some Schengen countries that I visited
Canary Islands
Canary Islands; my favorite

[1] In Iran, only those who live in the poorer parts of the country get chicken pox.

If you liked the article, feel free to share it with your friends, family, or colleagues. You can also follow me on Medium or LinkedIn.

Copyright & Disclaimer

  • All content provided on this article is for informational and educational purposes only. The author makes no representations as to the accuracy or completeness of any information on this site or found by following any link on this site.
  • All the content is copyrighted, except the assets and content I have referenced to other people's work, and may not be reproduced on other websites, blogs, or social media. You are not allowed to reproduce, summarize to create derivative work, or use any content from this website under your name. This includes creating a similar article or summary based on AI/GenAI. For educational purposes, you may refer to parts of the content, and only refer, but you must provide a link back to the original article on this website. This is allowed only if your content is less than 10% similar to the original article.
  • While every care has been taken to ensure the accuracy of the content of this website, I make no representation as to the accuracy, correctness, or fitness for any purpose of the site content, nor do I accept any liability for loss or damage (including consequential loss or damage), however, caused, which may be incurred by any person or organization from reliance on or use of information on this site.
  • The contents of this article should not be construed as legal advice.
  • Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.
  • English is not my mother-tongue language, so even though I try my best to express myself correctly, there might be a chance of miscommunication.
  • Links or references to other websites, including the use of information from 3rd-parties, are provided for the benefit of people who use this website. I am not responsible for the accuracy of the content on the websites that I have put a link to and I do not endorse any of those organizations or their contents.
  • If you have any queries or if you believe any information on this article is inaccurate, or if you think any of the assets used in this article are in violation of copyright, please contact me and let me know.
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